Subpar Sports Takes

for Everyone!

These entries on a variety of sports will be accessible to readers of all sports-interest levels. Ev Dog’s posts here will provide new insights on a myriad of sports topics including opinions on different mascots, NFL Draft coverage, rants on why his favorite teams are irritating him that day, and more!

Each entry will end with a fun fact to ensure the reader gains something of value.

Ev Dog 9/18/26 Ev Dog 9/18/26

Ev Dog’s Best College Football Bets Week 3

Who is Ev Dog locking up across the college football slate in Week 3?

Ev Dog 9/10/26 Ev Dog 9/10/26

Ev Dog’s Best College Football Bets Week 2

Who is Ev Dog locking up across the college football slate in Week 2?

Ev Dog 9/9/26 Ev Dog 9/9/26

2026 NFL Preview

As a new NFL season approaches, I address the current state of the NFL and predict how each team’s season will play out.

Ev Dog 9/5/26 Ev Dog 9/5/26

2026 Penn State Football Season Predictions

My week-by-week predictions for the Nittany Lions in 2026.

Ev Dog 9/2/26 Ev Dog 9/2/26

Ev Dog’s Best College Football Bets Week 1

Who is Ev Dog locking up across the first full slate of games in the 2026 season?

Ev Dog 9/2/26 Ev Dog 9/2/26

2026 College Football Preview

My predictions for the 2026 season for the dumpster fire of a sport that is college football.

Ev Dog 8/20/26 Ev Dog 8/20/26

Premier League 2026-2027 Predictions

Ev Dog provides a brief analysis and final standing prediction for each EPL team for their 2026-2027 campaign. Find out where your favorite squad will finish!

Ev Dog 7/16/26 Ev Dog 7/16/26

REVERSE THE CURSE! Bring back the Harrisburg Hammerheads!

To save the city of Harrisburg, Ev Dog proposes an idiotic idea that just might work!

Ev Dog 6/17/26 Ev Dog 6/17/26

A Slightly Belated 2026 FIFA World Cup Preview

I may have had the wrong date for when the tournament started, but my World Cup previews everything you’ll need to know for the rest of the tournament!

Ev Dog 5/27/26 Ev Dog 5/27/26

76ers 2026 Offseason Wishlist Part 2 – How to Properly Address the Bench and a Problematic Owner

I round out my 76ers Offseason Wishlist with a couple of trivial bench requests and a minor demand for a new owner.

Ev Dog 5/20/26 Ev Dog 5/20/26

76ers 2026 Offseason Wishlist Part 1 – Ode to Hip-Hop

The full time return for my favorite crackhead rabbit basketball mascot is long overdue.

Ev Dog 5/12/26 Ev Dog 5/12/26

Ev Dog Blog Travelogue II: The 2026 Penn Relays

After 6 years of waiting, Ev Dog finally got the opportunity to attend the Penn Relays. Read more about his day featuring an admiration for the train, exciting finishes, and a newfound discovery of Jamaican pride!

Ev Dog 4/23/26 Ev Dog 4/23/26

My Favorite Absurd NFL Draft Traditions

These six annual occurrences of the NFL Draft viewing experience make the dull event worth watching!

Ev Dog 4/21/26 Ev Dog 4/21/26

2026 Eagles & Steelers Only 3-Round Mock Draft (Versione Finale)

Who will the Steelers and Eagles draft on the first two days of the 2026 NFL Draft?

Ev Dog 4/14/26 Ev Dog 4/14/26

2026 NFL Draft Crushes

Which of the 2026 prospects does Ev Dog like like for the Eagles?

Ev Dog 4/6/26 Ev Dog 4/6/26

Ev Dog Blog Travelogue: The 2026 Big Ten Wrestling Championships

Ev Dog provides a weekend’s worth of highlights from his travels to State College for the 2026 Big Ten Championships with his father that featured moments of glory and great vexation.