Subpar Sports Takes
for Everyone!
These entries on a variety of sports will be accessible to readers of all sports-interest levels. Ev Dog’s posts here will provide new insights on a myriad of sports topics including opinions on different mascots, NFL Draft coverage, rants on why his favorite teams are irritating him that day, and more!
Each entry will end with a fun fact to ensure the reader gains something of value.
76ers 2026 Offseason Wishlist Part 2 – How to Properly Address the Bench and a Problematic Owner
I round out my 76ers Offseason Wishlist with a couple of trivial bench requests and a minor demand for a new owner.
76ers 2026 Offseason Wishlist Part 1 – Ode to Hip-Hop
The full time return for my favorite crackhead rabbit basketball mascot is long overdue.
Ev Dog Blog Travelogue II: The 2026 Penn Relays
After 6 years of waiting, Ev Dog finally got the opportunity to attend the Penn Relays. Read more about his day featuring an admiration for the train, exciting finishes, and a newfound discovery of Jamaican pride!
My Favorite Absurd NFL Draft Traditions
These six annual occurrences of the NFL Draft viewing experience make the dull event worth watching!
2026 Eagles & Steelers Only 3-Round Mock Draft (Versione Finale)
Who will the Steelers and Eagles draft on the first two days of the 2026 NFL Draft?
Ev Dog Blog Travelogue: The 2026 Big Ten Wrestling Championships
Ev Dog provides a weekend’s worth of highlights from his travels to State College for the 2026 Big Ten Championships with his father that featured moments of glory and great vexation.
2026 MLB Season Preview
Don’t have the time or feel like watching a 162-game season? No worries! Ev Dog spoils how the 2026 season will play out!
Guide to Selecting the Best March Madness Cinderella
Need help finding your March Madness Cinderella team? Ev Dog has found a few ideal candidates from this year’s field.
Constructing the Perfect Iditarod Dog Roster
What dogs will make the greatest Iditarod squad of all time?
Eagles & Steelers-only Mock Draft 1.0
Who will the Steelers and Eagles draft in the 2026 NFL Draft? Ev Dog lets you know the obvious choices.
Ranking Every Eagles Playoff Loss by Postgame Depression Since I’ve Been a Fan: Part 4
Whether you’re an Eagles fan looking to commiserate in the misery together or a fan of a different team looking for schadenfreude, this series is for you!
Ranking Every Eagles Playoff Loss by Postgame Depression Since I’ve Been a Fan: Part 3
Whether you’re an Eagles fan looking to commiserate in the misery together or a fan of a different team looking for schadenfreude, this series is for you!
Ranking Every Eagles Playoff Loss by Postgame Depression Since I’ve Been a Fan: Part 2
Whether you’re an Eagles fan looking to commiserate in the misery together or a fan of a different team looking for schadenfreude, this series is for you!
Ranking Every Eagles Playoff Loss by Postgame Depression Since I’ve Been a Fan: Part 1
Whether you’re an Eagles fan looking to commiserate in the misery together or a fan of a different team looking for schadenfreude, this series is for you!